all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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