ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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