I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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