the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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