I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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