so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have fence marks all over my body
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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