Do you still have your period?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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