So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I love you. Go after that dick
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
