It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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