I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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