Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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