Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
one two three fourrrrnication!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize