I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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