I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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