So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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