First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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