I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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