She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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