Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Success! We fucked roommates!
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