Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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