false alarm. still invincible.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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