She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I currently don't understand fingers.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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