Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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