Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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