I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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