this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Houston, we have a blender
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
The Olympian is in my bed
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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