found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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