the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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