found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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