my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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