There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
