is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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