You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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