Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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