Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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