Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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