that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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