Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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