I wish I only lived at night.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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