I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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