I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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