Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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