drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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