And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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