your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
