on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Even my vagina gasped.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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