Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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