we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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