My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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