Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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