Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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