I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
be right there i have to get my cape
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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